Me: "Ugh, I hate it when they jip me on the whipped cream. I think that people who work at Starbucks and don't know how to put whipped cream on a drink should be shot. (Raised eyebrows from my husband) When someone asks for whipped cream on their drink, they obviously like whipped cream so you should put a decent amount of whipped cream on their drink not a freakin' little squirt, right? If they wanted only a dollop of whipped cream then they would ask for only a little bit of whipped cream. But I asked for whipped cream so give me a decent amount and if the can runs out after you only put a dollop then make another can of it and finish putting the whipped cream on. I paid an extra $.88 for my drink this time because it is in a hotel. So, I expect ALOT of whipped cream, but nooooo they had to be stingy with it. Ugh, that guy should be fired!
Ricky: (Still with raised eyebrows) Babe, I think you are on your way to the nut house.
All I wanted was my fair share of whipped cream. Does that make me crazy?