List of Happenings Today

There are ants all over my house. I am typing in the dark because Maia Belle sleeps in the office (our house is tiny) and I can feel them crawling on my hands and legs. Gross, I know.

Twice today Noah peed as I was changing his diaper on my bed. Both times I screamed and scared him. He cried and stopped peeing and I was afraid to remove the diaper for fear that he would pee again so I just stood there...(sorry I had to take my hand off the keyboard for a second to slap the ant about to crawl up my shorts)...covering him with the diaper for awhile as he cried. I didn't wash my sheets. I look forward to getting in my smelly bed after writing this post.

We took Maia to get her ears pierced and I felt like a horrible vain mother as she cried. I also think that they are a little bit crooked but I hope everyone will lie to me and say that they are not.

I caught myself looking at myself in mirrors and windows all day long admiring my new hair cut. Once again I felt vain.

Three times my dad told me to eat some carbs and fat because I am too skinny. He said fat is good for me...I think that is a Latin thing.

I realized that shoveling food in my mouth in record time at meals is a habit now. Ricky and I went to dinner tonight without Noah and I found myself done with my meal before Ricky had even taken a second bite of his.

I felt awkward breast feeding Maia in the middle of a nice restaurant. Even though I had my Hooter Hider, I felt like people were staring at me and I was tempted to just let her scream instead so that they would understand.

Noah pretended to pick his "mocos" looked at his fingers and said "eewww"

I think Maia can roll over but it is a mystery. I put her down on her belly last night and when I went to get her this morning she was on her back. I put her back on her belly while she was awake today and she didn't even try to roll over. I might need to install a hidden camera in the office above her bassinet so I can see her roll over.