While in church the other day, I had a major hot flash and felt a sweat drop drip from my arm pit down my arm. (Insert gag here).
I vomit daily and I vomit violently. Example: The other day while puking in the toilet, it all splashed up into my face and into my hair. (Gag again)
I now have a muffin top because all of my pants are too tight. Definition of muffin top: The fat that overflows the top of your pants.
My face is always oily and I discover a new zit daily to add to my collection.
I feel like a blob. Yup, just one big huge blob of bleh that moves in slow motion all the time.
I could go on and on about my unattractiveness, but in order to maintain some shred of dignity, I will stop here. If you are pregnant or ever have been pregnant, can I please get an "AMEN" in the comments section? I'd really appreciate it.