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Friday, September 10, 2010

More Confessions from a Pregnant Woman

Sometimes a girl just needs to feel attractive, ya know? Well, I've kissed attractive goodbye while pregnant. Here are some of the reasons...

While in church the other day, I had a major hot flash and felt a sweat drop drip from my arm pit down my arm. (Insert gag here).

I vomit daily and I vomit violently. Example: The other day while puking in the toilet, it all splashed up into my face and into my hair. (Gag again)

I now have a muffin top because all of my pants are too tight. Definition of muffin top: The fat that overflows the top of your pants.

My face is always oily and I discover a new zit daily to add to my collection.

I feel like a blob. Yup, just one big huge blob of bleh that moves in slow motion all the time.

I could go on and on about my unattractiveness, but in order to maintain some shred of dignity, I will stop here. If you are pregnant or ever have been pregnant, can I please get an "AMEN" in the comments section? I'd really appreciate it.


Michelle Bradley said...

Amen! :) Taleah if it makes you feel any better I totally have a muffin top and im NOT PREGNANT! I HATE being pregnant i wanted to love it but each time i couldnt wait for it to be over. Hang in there!

Jen Resendez said...

Amen times 2! I am right there with you chica! Love ya!

Rebecca OReilly said...

Hey girl AMEN! I went through it 3 times and the last 2 i had soooo many problems! You'll get through it and when you hold that precious bundle the first time it will have all been worth it

Susan said...

Darling, I am in my 36th week of pregnancy... My arms are getting chubby. My thighs are getting chubby. My cheeks are about to be chubby. With each pound I gain I stupidly obsess about where it must be going. My feet are in desperate need of a pedicure, not that I want anyone looking at my feet right now! My pelvis is splitting in two as my baby girl drops lower and lower, so I'm waddling like crazy. I wish I could go without undergarments of any kind. The upper ones are making me sweaty and itchy. The lower ones ar bothering my baby belly, no matter if I wear the sort that drop below the belly or go around the belly. I can hardly get out of bed without feeling like I've been super glued to it... Ahhh... The joys of pregnancy. Not to mention that everything started so much quicker with this pregnancy since it is my fourth. I keep reminding myself that it's all worth it, and that eventually I will be back to my normal self again. Of course, then I remember that my boobs will be leaking and other fun things! But, again, totally worth it in the end.