More Quotes From My 2-year-old

Noah: "I no have to take a bath mommy? I wanna be seenky." (stinky)

Noah: "I no have to brush my teeth mommy?"

Me: "Yes, you have to brush your teeth."

Noah: "I no want to brush my teeth. I want my teeth to fall out."

Noah: (standing still and concentrating)

Me: "What are you doing buddy?"

Noah: "I tryin' to do a big fart!"