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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Unfit Mother #2

I wrote a post awhile back questioning whether or not I'd be considered an unfit mother. After this past week, I think I would definitely fall under the unfit mother category. Here is why...

I found a sticker in Maia's poop yesterday. You know the stickers that you peel off fresh fruit? She is my automatic vacuum cleaner consuming whatever she finds on my floors and I am obviously oblivious.

I just now sent out an evite for Noah's birthday party which is in 2 weeks and which I still have not planned. I am hoping that it comes together though.

Maia has a super bad diaper rash because she sat in that sticker poop for at least an hour and a half before I noticed she had pooped. 

I forgot to pack diapers for the kids when they went to their grandma's house for the day on Thursday and she had to go and buy diapers for them.

Noah has a big bruise on his face and I don't really know how it got there. All I know is that he screamed from his crib when he was supposed to be taking a nap and when I walked in I saw a huge bruise. 

Noah is terrified of his sister when they sit down and play with toys together because she bites him if she thinks her toys are in danger of being taken by him. 

I made both of my kids sit in their high chairs for an hour while I did household chores the other day. I just kept feeding them food when they would cry. I was determined to do the dishes and the laundry. 

Maia is chewing on my dirty shoes right now and I am not stopping her because I want to blog instead. 


Sarah said...

ha! You are hilarious! I haven't been blogging, or blog-reading, for so long ... but I'm SO glad to see you haven't (completely) gone mad while I was out.

I love it!

Bridget said...

catching up on your posts...thanks for the laughs!