Ricky: Noah has no clean clothes. I had to pull out a dirty shirt for him to wear today. I don't think his clothes have been washed in like three weeks.
Me: You could throw his clothes in the wash ya know? It's not that difficult!
Ricky: What?! I'm not a girl!
Me: (gasp) You don't have to be a girl to do laundry. (pause) You chauvinistic pig! (for emphasis)
Ricky: You don't have to be a guy to take out the trash... you chauvinistic pig!
Me: shoot, shoot, shoot...I've got nothing...Touche, my dear.
I hate it when that happens!