Yes, I know that the Bible says that "Thou shalt not covet." And, yes I do believe that, but this is my confession blog and I am confessing to you that I covet a maid. For the duration of this post I will sin and at the end I will ask for forgiveness and for a maid.
Life would be better if I had a maid because...
I would no longer have to worry about walking into a spider web in the entry way of my house
My son's feet would no longer be black because she would clean my caked with old food and dirt floors.
The 3 inch layer of dust would be removed from our furniture and pictures and we could all stop sneezing so much
I would never have to see 3 day old dishes in my sink again.
Noah would stop choking on remnants that he finds on the floor because the maid would vacuum more than once a month.
My toilet would not have that unsightly dirty ring of yuckiness in it
I would be able to see out of my windows for the first time in 3 years
Our clothes and towels would smell fresh and clean instead of like mildew (I always forget that I put a load in the washing machine until about 2 days later)
I could blog guilt-free instead of looking around at my messy house and thinking I should get off the computer and clean it.
Dear God, please forgive me for coveting and bless me with a cleaning lady. I would be ever-so grateful. Amen.