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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

You Know You're a Mom of Toddlers Who is in Need of a Spa Day...

In lieu of Mother's Day quickly approaching I decided to post this.

You know that you are a mom of toddlers who is in need of a spa day...

If you find yourself referring to your husband as a "big boy." Example: "Daddy's a big boy and goes potty in the toilet. Don't you want to be a big boy like daddy?"

If you point out airplanes to people around you even when your kids are not with you

If you sing the "Clean up" song as you are doing dishes and making your bed

If getting poop on your finger doesn't gross you out and doesn't require immediate hand washing

If you pretend not to notice that your kid has a poopy diaper and when he asks to be changed you tell him to wait until daddy gets home

If you find yourself throwing away toys that you stub your foot on instead of putting them away

If you threaten your husband with time out

If you wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night yelling STOP WHINING!

If your definition of a successful week is no trips to the emergency room.

If you wake up in the morning and begin counting down the minutes until your kids' nap time as soon as you open your eyes


Sarah said...

The one about poop on the finger is sooooo true!!

Tiffany said...

I do not smell poop anymore. My husband can smell it from the other side of the apartment. And he still gags. For me it is second nature.

May I join you on this spa trip? Because I practically hollered Amen after every one of these!