In lieu of Mother's Day quickly approaching I decided to post this.
You know that you are a mom of toddlers who is in need of a spa day...
If you find yourself referring to your husband as a "big boy." Example: "Daddy's a big boy and goes potty in the toilet. Don't you want to be a big boy like daddy?"
If you point out airplanes to people around you even when your kids are not with you
If you sing the "Clean up" song as you are doing dishes and making your bed
If getting poop on your finger doesn't gross you out and doesn't require immediate hand washing
If you pretend not to notice that your kid has a poopy diaper and when he asks to be changed you tell him to wait until daddy gets home
If you find yourself throwing away toys that you stub your foot on instead of putting them away
If you threaten your husband with time out
If you wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night yelling STOP WHINING!
If your definition of a successful week is no trips to the emergency room.
If you wake up in the morning and begin counting down the minutes until your kids' nap time as soon as you open your eyes