You Know Your Kids Are Well-Churched When...

They ask you to pray for every character in the movies that they watch. For the villainous characters, they specifically want you to ask "for Jesus to come into their heart."

They get on their "stage," they fight over who gets to be Natalya. (Worship leader at church) "I'm Natalya." "NO, I'm Natalya!" I finally settle the argument by telling them they can both be Natalya.

Someone sings, the kids say "church" and raise their hands in the air.

At grandma's house, they grab their play microphone and tell grandma to sit down because they are going to "tell her about Jesus like Guck at church!"