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Monday, May 17, 2010

You Know You're a Slob When...

You manage to clear out 4 garbage bags full of unused stuff from your kids' 250 square foot room.

You realize "that smell" is coming from your two toddlers who haven't been bathed in three days.

You move a dish in the sink (that has been sitting there for who knows how long) and hundreds of gnats attack you.

You have to apologize to the house cleaner when she enters your house, and beg and bribe her to come back again when she leaves.

Your house cleaner sneaks in her own vacuum cleaner because the one you have doesn't actually work and she is too embarrassed to tell you since you never use it.

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