Today, I was in the kids' room putting laundry away (miraculous, I know) when I heard a very alarmed, worried, and disturbed Maia say, "Daddy, my piss-ess chair has poop." He asked her to repeat herself because he was not sure he understood. "My piss-ess chair has POOP! I show you." By this time she was almost in tears and I came out to see what was going on. I asked, "Did you go poop while sitting in your princess chair? Can I check your diaper?" She adamantly responded, "NO!" So we let her take us to her princess chair to show us what she was talking about. She took us to the chair and said, "See? Poop."
I did what any good mom would do, I inspected the questionable object closely, performed a sniff test, and took a picture. I still do not know what it was, but I do know that it was not poop! I cleaned it up and now Maia's "piss-ess" chair is poop free. Ahhh, the life of a mom!