Did that trucker really just throw a cat call my way in my 8 month pregnant state as I waddle down the street with my two kids? Well, what can I say, I've still got it!
This chocolate right now will totally be worth the heartburn later.
It was a really bad idea to try to dress up my cankles with cute wedges...I may have to sleep with them on now...they are stuck...
If this kid kicks me in the ribs one more time, I'm gonna...uh...uh...scream!
Will I ever know what it feels like to have full lung capacity again?
Wow! I am in so much pain, I think this baby may just drop out at any second...has that ever happened before?