One morning this week, I spent about 20 minutes searching (tearing apart my room, dresser, hamper, and closet) for a shirt that did not exist. I thought I had purchased it during my shopping trip last weekend. Apparently I imagined that I bought the shirt but did not actually purchase it.
I almost cried last week when my house cleaner did not show up. My house was that dirty.
I cleaned my own floor for the first in 6 months that same day.
I am currently obsessed with Zinc tablets. I take them about 6 times a day and am convinced that they will keep me from getting sick. However, if at the end of the day I realize that I've only taken 3 that day, I panic and believe that I will surely wake up with the Swine Flu the next morning.