No I didn't brush my teeth for a week with my son's Cars toothbrush because I left my toothbrush in Mammoth.
No I didn't chase my son around the house when I noticed he was going poop to put him on the toilet so I could prove to him that going poop on the toilet is not scary...no I didn't scare him into not going poop for the rest of the day. Not me!
No, my toes do not have a 3 moth old pedicure still on them and of course I have not left my toe nails un-cut since that pedicure 3 months ago. Not me!
No, I don't have a mountain of clean clothes piled on the floor in my room that have been sitting there for four days. I would definitely have put those clothes away by now.
No I did not give up on potty training after only 2 hours of trying. Not Me!
No my beautiful wedding dress is not sitting in a scrunched up heap in my closet since the photo shoot I did 4 months ago.
No, I didn't cry and sulk last week when my cleaning lady didn't show up. And I surely didn't leave my house the disaster mess that it is. Nope, not me!
