You Know You're a Bad Driver When...

Maia: Mommy, are you supposed to park on the lines or in between the lines?

Me: In between the lines.

Maia: How come you always park crooked on the lines? That's not how you are supposed to do it.

Me: Yeah, Mommy is just not a very good driver.

Maia: But, daddy always parks in between the lines. How come you don't?

Me:...

I'd just like to say now, that I was not in the driver's seat today when we acquired the big dent in the front of our truck. A certain someone who "always parks in between the lines" turned into the garage wall instead of into the garage! HA!