Sometimes You Just Have to Laugh

The past two days I have found myself laughing at inappropriate times. Because I am brutally honest, I am just going to come out and say that raising 3 children this close together in age means that I experience daily moments of torture. You know, moments of two kids yelling at the top of their lungs at each other in the backseat of my car while the baby cries out of fear that he may inadvertently get a blow to the face that is actually meant for a pre-schooler? Or, the moments when all I want to do is get the dishwasher loaded, but instead I have to run to the rescue of the baby who has finagled his way onto his knees in the highchair and is about to tip over while a preschooler is yelling from the toilet, "MOOOOOOOM, I'M ALL DONE!," and the other preschooler is simultaneously whining about a toy that he can't find and he is sure that he needs it right this second or the world will end. Those are daily occurrences in my household and I am almost positive that I will NOT miss those moments all though women older than I, swear that I will.

Anyways, back to my point. I have discovered a coping mechanism to help me and my children make it out alive during these torturous moments. That mechanism? LAUGH!

Example #1: I am used to being totally embarrassed at church by little Miss Maia Belle. But, I don't usually laugh when she embarrasses me. Yesterday, I did...and it actually made me feel better. We were at church after making the rounds of picking up all the whiny hungry kids. We were getting ready to take the kids to the car when Maia pulled Noah's hair because he did not do something how she wanted or when she wanted him to do it (this type of abuse is common for Noah from his sister). But, this time, instead of whining about it and telling on her, he decided to take matters into his own hands. He turned and grabbed 2 healthy handfuls of her hair and yanked as hard as he could. I am sure that the passers-by were appalled by my reaction because, I turned around so that my children could not see my face and I burst out laughing...quietly of course. When I gained composure and went to talk to Noah about how his reaction was not acceptable and to Maia about why it was equally unacceptable for her to hurt her brother, Noah's determined, and unapologetic face amused me so much so that it took every ounce of my being to keep a straight face. Sometimes it feels like 70% of my day is spent breaking up fights and correcting my children and apparently I feel the need to laugh in order to not go crazy.

Example #2: After running errands with all three energy-filled children and going out to lunch. Ricky and I were eagerly anticipating getting home and getting the kids to bed. We had broken up countless fights, fed the baby wayyy too many snacks just to keep him quiet, and had used our stern voices so much that our throats hurt. So, once we got the kids in their seats and headed home. We were hoping for them to wind down and maybe even fall asleep in the car. Instead, our preschoolers decided to get in a yelling match in the backseat while Malakai screamed his little head off because the poor thing has to sit right in the middle of the two crazy kids. Ricky and I looked at each other as if to say, "It's your turn to yell at them." As soon as our eyes met, we began to laugh uncontrollably. We laughed and laughed and laughed until I thought my bladder would explode. The best part of the whole episode was that our kids all quieted down because they could not figure out what was so funny.

The moral of the story is...when you feel as though your kids might drive you to jump off a cliff, LAUGH!

Malakai 9 months

This little guy is so much fun! He is 9 months old and has such a fun personality. We think that he is going to be our most adventurous child. He is such a fast army crawler and whenever we turn our heads for just a second, he ends up under a table, behind a chair or in between furniture.

He has had consistent ear infections for about 5 months now and we are in the process of taking him to a specialist to see about taking the next step. He has been on every kind of antibiotic on the market!

He is so happy in spite of the pain in his ears. He says bye bye and waves, he loves to point to the sky and say "bah" for birds. He claps his hands and gives kisses. He prefers table food to baby food and will rarely even open his mouth for baby food! He enjoys his big sister very much as she takes care of him a lot. Almost every morning I find her in his crib with him because "he was crying."

My little Malakai Kade loves his mommy so much and prefers to be held by only her. I love my little guy and am trying to soak up every second with him because this baby stage is gone in the blink of an eye.

You Know You're a Bad Driver When...

Maia: Mommy, are you supposed to park on the lines or in between the lines?

Me: In between the lines.

Maia: How come you always park crooked on the lines? That's not how you are supposed to do it.

Me: Yeah, Mommy is just not a very good driver.

Maia: But, daddy always parks in between the lines. How come you don't?

Me:...

I'd just like to say now, that I was not in the driver's seat today when we acquired the big dent in the front of our truck. A certain someone who "always parks in between the lines" turned into the garage wall instead of into the garage! HA!